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Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards Patch Hook and Loop 3 Inch Funny Sarcastic Embroidered Badge for Jackets Backpacks Hats Clothes Vests Gym Bags Cool DIY Gifts for Men and Women Adults

Brand: Prymorax
  • Hilariously Sarcastic Embroidered Design – Stand out with this “Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards” patch, fully embroidered in bold lettering. this funny, tongue-in-cheek badge adds instant cool and humor to jackets, backpacks, hats, or gym bags—perfect for anyone who loves a sarcastic statement.
  • Secure Hook & Loop Backing for Everyday Durability – This patch features a reliable hook & loop system that stays firmly attached to plate carriers, tactical vests, biker gear, or casual clothing. Ideal for airsoft skirmishes, bikers, and active lifestyles—no slipping or peeling, just long-lasting performance.
  • Versatile Addition to Tactical and Casual Gear – Whether you’re customizing a plate carrier patch for the range, decorating your motorcycle vest, or adding flair to gym attire, this badge works wherever you need a witty touch. Fits seamlessly on MOLLE bags, backpacks, jackets, or hats for both sport and everyday wear.
  • High-Quality Embroidery for Crisp Detail – Crafted with premium embroidery, this badge delivers sharp contrast and vivid detail, ensuring the sarcastic message stays crisp wash after wash. This durable, bold design makes a statement on any gear, from tactical setups to streetwear.
  • Perfect DIY Gift for Men and Women – Give the gift of laughter and attitude with this patch. Great for friends, veterans, army supporters, or anyone who appreciates a clever twist on classic badges. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just-because surprise, this humorous emblem is sure to delight adults of all kinds.
Brand: Prymorax
Size: 3 in
Color: Black,White
Manufacturer: Prymorax
Part Number: CXKVZVD
Material Type: Polyester
Isin: IBA7NGEBNZR0

$22.51

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Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards Patch Hook and Loop 3 Inch Funny Sarcastic Embroidered Badge for Jackets Backpacks Hats Clothes Vests Gym Bags Cool DIY Gifts for Men and Women Adults

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards Patch Hook and Loop 3 Inch Funny Sarcas...

$22.51

Elevate your gear with our premium collection of embroidered morale patches—designed to inject personality, humor, and inspiration into everything you own. Each patch is crafted with ultra-crisp, high-density embroidery on rugged twill fabric, ensuring vibrant colors and razor-sharp detail that won’t fade or fray, even after countless adventures.

Universal 3 in (7.6 cm) Size

Perfectly balanced for visibility without overwhelm, these patches fit seamlessly on plate carriers, tactical vests, MOLLE backpacks, jackets, hats, helmets, gym bags, jeans—even your favorite Biker jacket.

Dual Hook & Loop + Sew-On System

We’ve paired a heavy-duty hook-and-loop backing with a reinforced sew-on perimeter so your badge stays rock-solid through airsoft skirmishes, outdoor excursions, gym workouts, or city commutes. Swap designs in seconds—no slipping, peeling, or reapplication needed.

Vivid Themes for Every Personality

From faith-inspired Psalms and motivational “Master Golf” swings to sarcastic skeleton memes, cute cherry graphics, and “Just a Girl” pink flair—there’s a patch for every mood. Whether you’re a service member, airsoft enthusiast, patch collector, golf lover, or DIY creative, these badges add instant cool and conversation-starting humor.

Built to Last

Engineered with fade-resistant threads and reinforced stitching, each patch endures rain, sun, washing machines, and heavy wear. Treat yourself—or gift a pack of smiles—to a durable, eye-catching accessory that won’t quit before you do.

 

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