Super Hilarious, Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Funny NSFW Novelty Notices. Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+
Super Hilarious, Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Funny NSFW Novelty Notices. Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+
Super Hilarious, Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Funny NSFW Novelty Notices. Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+
- NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes!
- PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards.
- THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life.
| Brand: | Witty Yeti Store |
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| Manufacturer: | Witty Yeti |
| Part Number: | greatest road rage vengeance gift |
| Material Type: | paperstock |
| Product Dimensions: | 3.1 x 2.2 x 0.9 inches; 3.2 ounces |
| Isin: | IFBVHTVHCDZ4 |
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Don't get mad at parking lot idiots, get even! Revenge is yours with our 50 pack of bad parking cards with 10 insulting NSFW sayings for maximum savagery.
Put the keys down and pick up one of our offensive parking cards that won't end with a visit from the police. Enjoy sweet revenge while your target is forced to realize they parked like moron. There's a priceless insult for everyone with our assorted set of sayings.
No pen, no problem!We already wrote the perfect insults for you. Simply leave our humorous card on their car and let it do the talking. No more wasting time digging around for a pencil and paper to scribble an angry letter. Let that motorcycle manic feel your rage when you pick out a unique insult just for him.
Are these cards safe for work?Only if no one sees you plant them on your crappy coworkers car. This is the best prank pack recommended for adults 18+. Looking for something a little less mean? We also offer a clean family friendly, office safe, version.
Can I have a sneak peek of the phrases?Some smash hits include:
The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad pulled out.
With a truck that big, your dick must be tiny. Not used to putting big things in small spaces, eh? Learn to park, baby-c**k.
Some tools are useful and handy, other Tools don't understand how to f***ing park.
If your parking job reflects your overall life conditions, then you must be used to the phrase "Dumpster Fire".
What’s in the box?You will receive one box of 50 (fifty) 2x3.5in cardstock bad parking notes - 5 each of 10 different phrases.
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