Funny Sarcastic Humor Unisex Birthday Card - Here's Your Fat Free Gluten Sugar Carb Dairy Free Organic Vegan - 5"x7" Blank Inside with Envelope - Humorous Bday Card for Best Friend Sister (PACK OF 2)

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Funny Sarcastic Humor Unisex Birthday Card - Here's Your Fat Free Gluten Sugar Carb Dairy Free Organic Vegan - 5"x7" Blank Inside with Envelope - Humorous Bday Card for Best Friend Sister (PACK OF 2)

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  • Our Funny Sarcastic "Here's Your Fat Free Gluten Free Sugar Carb Dairy Free Organic Vegan BDay Card" B-Day Greeting Card is Blank Inside for Your Personal Message, Note or Best Wishes for Him or Her
  • This Comical Love and Frienship Birthday Greeting Card is Printed on High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper
  • This Humorous Happy B-Day Card and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Husband, Wife, Best Friend, Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Co-Worker, Boss, Boyfriend, Girlfriend or Anyone on Your Nearest and Dearest List that is a Health Aficionado
  • This Modern and Humorous Birthday Wishes Stationery Note Card Measures 5 Inches by 7 Inches
  • All of Our Awesome and Silly Greetings Cards Are Individually Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in a Padded Shipping Envelope
  • Brand: Visit the Sincerely, Not Store
Brand: Sincerely, Not Store
Size: PACK OF 2
Manufacturer: Sincerely, Not
Part Number: BIR38
Material Type: High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper, Ink
Product Dimensions: 5.0 x 5.0 x 0.04 inches
Item Weight: 0.8 ounces
Brand: Sincerely, Not Store
Size: PACK OF 2
Manufacturer: Sincerely, Not
Part Number: BIR38
Material Type: High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper, Ink
Product Dimensions: 5.0 x 5.0 x 0.04 inches
Item Weight: 0.8 ounces
  • Our Funny Sarcastic "Here's Your Fat Free Gluten Free Sugar Carb Dairy Free Organic Vegan BDay Card" B-Day Greeting Card is Blank Inside for Your Personal Message, Note or Best Wishes for Him or Her
  • This Comical Love and Frienship Birthday Greeting Card is Printed on High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper
  • This Humorous Happy B-Day Card and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Husband, Wife, Best Friend, Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Co-Worker, Boss, Boyfriend, Girlfriend or Anyone on Your Nearest and Dearest List that is a Health Aficionado
  • This Modern and Humorous Birthday Wishes Stationery Note Card Measures 5 Inches by 7 Inches
  • All of Our Awesome and Silly Greetings Cards Are Individually Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in a Padded Shipping Envelope
  • Brand: Visit the Sincerely, Not Store
Brand: Sincerely, Not Store
Size: PACK OF 2
Manufacturer: Sincerely, Not
Part Number: BIR38
Material Type: High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper, Ink
Product Dimensions: 5.0 x 5.0 x 0.04 inches
Item Weight: 0.8 ounces
Brand: Sincerely, Not Store
Size: PACK OF 2
Manufacturer: Sincerely, Not
Part Number: BIR38
Material Type: High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper, Ink
Product Dimensions: 5.0 x 5.0 x 0.04 inches
Item Weight: 0.8 ounces
  • Our Funny Sarcastic "Here's Your Fat Free Gluten Free Sugar Carb Dairy Free Organic Vegan BDay Card" B-Day Greeting Card is Blank Inside for Your Personal Message, Note or Best Wishes for Him or Her
  • This Comical Love and Frienship Birthday Greeting Card is Printed on High-Quality Heavy White Stock Paper
  • This Humorous Happy B-Day Card and All of Our Greeting Cards and Greeting Cards Sets Include an A7 Kraft Envelope and are Perfect to Send to your Husband, Wife, Best Friend, Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Co-Worker, Boss, Boyfriend, Girlfriend or Anyone on Your Nearest and Dearest List that is a Health Aficionado
  • This Modern and Humorous Birthday Wishes Stationery Note Card Measures 5 Inches by 7 Inches
  • All of Our Awesome and Silly Greetings Cards Are Individually Packed and Sealed in a Cellophane Bag and Sent in a Padded Shipping Envelope
  • Brand: Visit the Sincerely, Not Store
Size: **PACK OF 2**
Send this sarcastic humor funny birthday greeting card to your fat-free, gluten free, sugar, carb, dairy free, organic, vegan always starving friend. Although this witty card is just as flat and dry as a carb-free cake, make sure to gift them a birthday cake with extra frosting and sprinkles, and hand it to them with a huge ass sarcastic smile on your face! Shop the best selection of:
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Our cards are for any and all occasions to give to everyone on your nearest and dearest list including your best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, mom, dad, daughter, son, brother, sister, co-worker or boss. Our all occasion funny and love greeting cards are made out of high-quality recycled paper, include a kraft envelope, and are individually packed in a clear cellophane bag and sent in a padded shipping envelope. What are you waiting for, send a funny or inspirational quote greeting card today!

Shipping Summary

  • Mostly U.S. Free Shipping, however, some items can request shipping cost 
  • I JUST PLACED AN ORDER, WHEN WILL IT SHIP?
    => Please allow 1-3 business days of processing and production time for your order to ship out, most of orders we ship out within 24 hours.
  • HOW LONG IS THE SHIPPING TIME?
    => U.S orders will be shipped via USPS & FedEx and International Orders will be shipped depending on the fulfillment center the product is from.
    => Average transit times to the United States: 3 - 7 Business days
         Average transit times to International: 3 - 12 Business days
         There are circumstances that are out of control (natural disasters, holidays, weather, etc) that may cause shipping postponements. While most packages will arrive on time, there may be circumstances and delays that our carriers may experience. For this reason, we do not guarantee the exact delivery time; the delivery issue is the responsibility of the shipping company.
  • WILL I RECEIVE A TRACKING NUMBER?
    => We provide tracking for every order. Tracking will be available once your product is shipped. Each individual product may be shipped from different fulfillment centers across the globe as our product research team spends the time to source for quality yet affordable products.

    When you receive your tracking number, if you need help tracking your order you can go here.

Shipping To The United States

We ship to all 50 states; Washington, DC; U.S. P.O. Boxes; U.S. territories; and APO/FPO/DPO addresses. The shipping methods offered during checkout will differ based on your shipping address.

Some items carry an additional delivery charge due to weight, size, specialty packaging or freight delivery. These delivery charges are clearly listed on the items they apply to and are not eligible for any combined or reduced shipping offers.

Gift cards, packaging, taxes and prior purchases do not qualify toward the minimum purchase requirement and offer cannot be applied to such items. Eligible customers must select this option during checkout in order to receive free shipping. Offer is good for the order’s first ship-to address anywhere in the US (including Puerto Rico). If you choose another shipping option, additional charges will apply. No adjustments on previous purchases. Offer is non-transferable and subject to change without notice. Not valid on international shipments.  

Taxes Within US

ibspot is currently obligated to collect sales tax on orders shipped to New York addresses. Each state's tax laws specify what purchases are subject to sales tax. The sales tax quoted at checkout is an estimate. The final total sales tax will be reflected on your invoice and will include state and local taxes, as well as any applicable rebates or fees.

No sales tax is charged when purchasing e-gift cards; however, purchases paid for with e-gift card credits may be subject to tax.

Customs Duty and Tax

Customs duty and import tax are specific to a particular country. Customs authorities in each country calculate duty and tax based on a number of factors, including:

  • the category in which the product is classified in the international Harmonized Code (HS) system;
  • the value of the product (the price you paid);
  • for most countries, duty is calculated on a "CIF" basis (meaning Cost, Insurance and Freight), so the shipping charge you pay will also be factored into the calculation of the duty that will be charged.

For countries where tax and duty is pre-calculated and pre-paid, you will generally not see Customs paperwork. You should be aware that the actual tax and duty charged by the Customs authorities in your country sometimes turns out to be higher or lower than the amount you paid, for a number of reasons. For example, a particular Customs authority may classify your product in a different category in the Harmonized Code (HS) system from the category used by the Total Cost Calculator, or your local Customs authorities may (for whatever reason) use a different formula to calculate the duty; or the calculation may be affected by a change in currency exchange rates between the time of our calculation and the time the tax and duty is paid to Customs authorities. The important point here is that in such situations, you will not receive a refund (if the amount is less) or be charged extra (if the amount is greater). This is due to the administrative time and costs that such arrangements would require.

Delivery Times

Standard shipping will take estimated 3-7 business days within US and estimated 3-12 business days for foreign countries. Please note that these are estimates, not guarantees. Delivery time depends on a number of variables, and there may be delays such as bad weather affecting air transport, or a package being held for inspection by Customs. ibspot is not liable for any delays in international transportation or customs clearance.

Shipments can be delivered directly to most addresses, except post office boxes. However, in certain remote areas, there may be an additional delivery charge or you may need to pick up your package from the closest service location of ibspot's shipping partner.

Returns

  • Returnable within 30 days by mail. 

Purchases may be returned within 30 days of the shipping date for a refund. Items must be in their original purchase condition and include the original product packaging, tickets attached and original packing slip. Returns will not be accepted if they have been worn, altered, washed, or damaged. 

  • Return Address:   

Please contact our customer service representative first to process your return, we will provide you return label after we confirm the return.

Refund

  • Purchases may be returned within 30 days of the shipping date for a refund.
  • Refund will be issued to your original form of payment. 
  • Refunds for orders purchased with ibspot Gift Cards and/or ibspot Notes will be issued as a ibspot Gift Card and mailed to the original billing address. Gift cards cannot be redeemed for cash unless required by law.

Refund Processing

  • Returns to a ibspot store will be refunded to the original form of payment or gift card.
  • Mail-in returns with our prepaid return label will be refunded back to the original form of payment within 3-5 business days after we receive your return. Please allow 5-7 business days for your return to arrive at our Returns Center.
  • Note: It may take a few days until your bank posts the refund to your account.

Claims

Claims related to the product. Be sure to check the details of your purchase carefully before you make the payment, and check the contents of the package(s) promptly upon receipt. If you have a problem with the product, visit our Support Center to find out about return shipping arrangements.

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at info@ibspot.com. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at info@ibspot.com.

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

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Statements made, or products sold through this website, make sure you check these details carefully before completing your purchase,these products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. If you have a problem with your purchase, please email with order/contact information to info@ibspot.com to be considered for a return/refund.