Skip to main content

Dad's Low Hanging Nuts, Funny Roasted Almond Gag Gift for Dad, Salty Snack for Father's Day or Birthday, Hilarious Gift for Men with a Sense of Humor, Made in USA

Brand: Gears Out
  • Roasted And Ready To Drop - These lightly salted almonds are small-batch roasted in the USA for maximum flavor and bold dad-approved crunch. It's the perfect snack for guys who may have slowed down but still carry a full load of flavor wherever they go.
  • Low Hanging, High Flavor - This isn't your average gag gift, it's an actually delicious roasted nut snack packed in a pouch that will get the whole room laughing. Whether he's lounging in a recliner or ruling the grill, this one's got legs (and they're swinging).
  • Funny Gift That Tastes Legit - Unlike most joke snacks, this one disappears quickly, because it's seriously good. It's a hilarious conversation starter and an even better salty bite for the dad who's always cracking wise (and maybe readjusting a little).
  • Perfect For Father's Day Or Dad's Birthday - Skip the socks and ties. This snack is unforgettable, unfiltered, and fully dad-certified. Whether he's newly retired or still crushing it at weekend projects, he'll proudly own these low hangers.
  • Pairs Well With Dad Jokes And Graphic Tees - Ideal for pairing with a funny dad mug or t-shirt that says "I Came. I Mowed. I Napped." Great for white elephant gift baskets or surprise drops that say, "You're old, but you've still got it."
Brand: Gears Out
Manufacturer: Gears Out
Part Number: 6ZK4FCP
Flavor: Fire-Roasted Salted Almonds
Isin: IDC2CHEMKMPF

$24.84

  • Free shipping in US
  • Shipping: $6.5 Standard Shipping (5-10 Business Days)
  • Arrives:

  • Free 30-Day returns

In Stock

Sold by , Fulfilled by IBSPOT
Ships from USA

IBspot Buyer Protection

Shop confidently on IBspot, receive your item as described or your money back for eligible orders. Learn Program Terms

supported payment methods:Visa, Mastercard, Discover, Amex, Apple Pay, Google Pay

GUARANTEED SAFE CHECKOUT

More seller options

Starting from

Compare all sellers
  • MONEY BACK GUARANTEE

    30 days money back guarantee, no additional fee charged.

  • EXCELLENT SUPPORT

    We provide 24/7 online customer support via email.

  • Fast Shipping

    One week domestic shipping. Global delivery to the US in 2 weeks.

scroll to top arrow
Dad's Low Hanging Nuts, Funny Roasted Almond Gag Gift for Dad, Salty Snack for Father's Day or Birthday, Hilarious Gift for Men with a Sense of Humor, Made in USA

Dad's Low Hanging Nuts, Funny Roasted Almond Gag Gift for Dad, Salty Snack fo...

$24.84

Dad's Low Hanging Nuts is the snack tribute you didn't know he needed. This hilarious roasted almond gift is made for the man who walks slow, naps hard, and still manages to keep his snack game swinging. It's the perfect mix of humor and genuinely tasty roasted almonds, bold, salty, and just suggestive enough to make him snort-laugh in front of the whole family.

Made in the USA in small batches, these lightly salted almonds are crafted to deliver a satisfying crunch and premium flavor, because even if the jokes are low, the quality shouldn't be. Whether he's kicking back in the recliner or dropping wisdom between yard work and grill duty, this snack delivers what every dad deserves: attention, appreciation, and just a little harmless humiliation.

Great for Father's Day, birthday gifting, retirement parties, or anytime you want to remind him he's still got it (sort of). Pair it with a funny dad joke mug or a t-shirt that lets him wear his age like a badge of honor. He'll crack up before he even opens the bag, and keep reaching for more.

Looking for funny Father's Day gifts, novelty snacks for men, or roasted almond gifts that go great with a dad joke coffee mug or funny graphic t-shirt? Dad's Low Hanging Nuts is the perfect mix of silly and satisfying, great for older dads, new dads, or any guy who likes a good laugh and a better snack. Ideal for gag gift boxes, birthday baskets, or stocking stuffers with swagger.

 

Processing Time

  • We process and ship orders Monday through Friday, excluding holidays.
  • Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days, depending on product availability.
  • Processing time does not include delivery time, which varies based on your location and the product’s shipping origin.

Shipping Coverage

We currently ship to addresses within the United States only.

Products may ship from:

  • Our U.S. warehouses, or
  • Our international fulfillment centers (including Korea, Japan, China, Australia, Mexico, Canada, the United Kingdom, and the EU).

Each product page clearly displays the “Ships From” location before checkout.


Shipping Methods & Estimated Delivery

 

Shipping Method Estimated Delivery Cost
Free Shipping (US) 5–10 business days Free, available on eligible items
Standard Shipping (US to US by Item) 5–10 business days $6.50 for the first item, $2.00 each additional
Standard Shipping (From US Warehouse by Weight) 3–7 business days Starts at $6.50, increasing by $2 for every additional 4 oz (0.25 lb) up to 1 lb, then by $4 for each additional pound beyond 1 lb.
Extended Delivery (Ships from Overseas Warehouse) 10–20 business days $14.50 for the first item, $2.00 each additional

Shipping costs vary by product weight, quantity and origin. Exact rates and delivery estimates are displayed on each product page and confirmed during checkout.

Free Shipping

We offer free standard shipping on select products or during promotional periods. Availability of free shipping will be displayed on the product page and at checkout. 


Carriers

We primarily use USPS and UPS for U.S. deliveries. Items shipped from international warehouses may be handled by partner carriers depending on the country of origin.


Import Duties & Taxes

All import duties and taxes for goods imported into the United States are included in the product price. There are no hidden fees or additional charges at checkout.


Tracking & Notifications

Every order is fully trackable. You will receive a tracking number via email once your order ships. If your order ships in multiple packages, each package will have its own tracking number. If you don’t receive a shipping confirmation immediately, your order is still being processed and will arrive within the estimated timeframe shown at checkout.

You can track your shipment anytime using the Track Your Order page on our website.


Order Changes & Cancellations

If you need to modify or cancel an order, please contact our customer support team as soon as possible. Orders can only be canceled before they ship. Once shipped, cancellations are not possible, but you may request a return after the item is delivered.

Contact: support@ibspot.com


Item Not Received

If your tracking number shows “Delivered” but you haven’t received your package:

  1. Check with your local USPS or UPS office.
  2. Confirm that the shipping address provided was correct.
  3. If the issue remains unresolved, contact support@ibspot.com for assistance.

Damaged or Lost Parcels

If your package arrives damaged or fails to arrive, please contact us immediately. For deliveries to P.O. boxes, ibspot is not responsible for damage caused by weather, temperature, or theft.


Customer Support

For any questions about shipping, tracking, or delivery, our customer support team is here to help.

Email: support@ibspot.com

We’re always happy to help.

Please read our policy carefully before making a purchase.
We aim to ensure every customer has a smooth and transparent experience with ibspot.com.


Order Cancellation Policy

Customers may request to cancel an order before it has been shipped.
Once the package has been shipped, cancellations are no longer possible; however, you may still request a return after receiving your order.

How to Request a Cancellation

You can contact us through:

Please submit your cancellation request as soon as possible after placing the order to allow us to process it before shipment.


Return Policy

We accept returns for most items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund.

To be eligible for a return:

  • The item must be unused, in the same condition as received, and in its original packaging.
  • A tracking number must be provided to confirm the return shipment.

Non-Returnable Items

Certain products cannot be returned, including:

  • Perishable goods (for example, food, flowers, newspapers, magazines)
  • Intimate or sanitary goods
  • Hazardous materials or flammable liquids/gases
  • Gift cards
  • Downloadable software
  • Some health and personal care items

Partial Refunds (If Applicable)

Partial refunds may be granted in specific situations, such as:

  • Books with obvious signs of use
  • Opened CDs, DVDs, software, or vinyl records
  • Items not in their original condition, damaged, or missing parts not due to our error
  • Items returned more than 30 days after delivery

How to Return an Item

To initiate a return, please contact us at support@ibspot.com with your order number and details about the product you wish to return.
Our team will provide you with return instructions and a prepaid return label.


Shipping Cost for Returns

Please contact us before returning any item.
We will provide a free return shipping label.

If a return is sent back without prior contact or without our provided label, we cannot be held responsible for return shipping costs.

For items valued over $75, we recommend using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance.
We cannot guarantee that we will receive your returned item if shipped independently.


Refund Processing

Once your return is received and inspected:

  • In-store returns are refunded to the original form of payment or issued as a gift card.
  • Mail-in returns using our prepaid label are refunded to the original payment method within 3–5 business days after we receive your return.

Please allow:

  • 5–7 business days for the return to reach our Returns Center.
  • An additional 3–10 business days for your bank to post the refund to your account.

Damages, Issues & Claims

Please inspect your order immediately upon receipt.
If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, contact us right away at support@ibspot.com.
We’ll evaluate the issue promptly and make it right.

Product Claims

Before purchasing, please review product details carefully.
If there is a problem with your order upon arrival, visit our Support Center or contact us directly to arrange return shipping or replacement.


Exchanges

We do not process direct exchanges.
The fastest way to get what you need is to return the original item and place a new order once your return is accepted.


Return Address

IBSPOT Return Center
15 Sawmill Ln
Dover Plains, NY 12522
United States


Customer Support

Our support team is available 24/7 to assist with cancellations, returns, or general inquiries.

Email: support@ibspot.com
Contact Form: Contact Us page

Oops!

Sorry, it looks like some products are not available in selected quantity.

OK

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Disclaimer: Statements made, or products sold through this website, have not been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration. Products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.