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CDXHOME You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards 100 Pack Durable 3.5 x 2 Inch Cards

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You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards 100 Pack Durable 3.5 x 2 Inch Cards
Description:


It's time to express your sentiments with flair and finesse. Transform the mundane act of handing out parking warnings into an art form. Our value pack of 100 cards is your arsenal against the parking-challenged, adding a touch of sophistication to your quest for orderly parking. Crafted with care from 14PT thick cardstock, these cards boast a smooth surface that feels as satisfying to touch as it is to use. Our cards feature a genius multi-reasons notice system – the perfect blend of efficiency and effectiveness. Tick the applicable reason, from inconsiderate parking to outright idiocy, and let the card speak for you. Quantity: 100 cards Material: Premium quality 14PT thick cardstock Size: 3.5" x 2" inches with rounded corners

 Features:
    • VALUE PACK of 100 - Get our You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards, featuring a smooth surface and crafted from 14PT thick cardstock paper for durability.
    • EASY USAGE - Sized at 3.5”x 2” inches (Standard Business Card Size), these cards provide a simple and effective way to convey a message to drivers who need a parking reminder. Share with family and friends, spreading the humor or using them as a novelty gag gift.
    • MULTI-REASON WARNING - The back of each card lists multiple reasons for the parking violation, allowing you to quickly check the applicable one for efficient communication with the violator and better control of the parking area.
    • IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE - Leave these attention-grabbing cards on windshields or driver's door windows to send a clear message to those who park without permission. The writable area at the back allows you to personalize your comments for a stronger impact.
    • CONVENIENT AND SATISFYING - These bad parking notes save time and effort in addressing wrong parking. Simply check the appropriate reason, place it on the driver's car, and communicate your message in a direct yet reasonable manner. We are confident you'll love our Bad Parking Cards - pure satisfaction guaranteed

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CDXHOME You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards 100 Pack Durable 3.5 x 2 Inch Cards

CDXHOME You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards 100 Pack Durable 3.5 x 2 Inch Cards

$26.79

You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards 100 Pack Durable 3.5 x 2 Inch Cards
Description:


It's time to express your sentiments with flair and finesse. Transform the mundane act of handing out parking warnings into an art form. Our value pack of 100 cards is your arsenal against the parking-challenged, adding a touch of sophistication to your quest for orderly parking. Crafted with care from 14PT thick cardstock, these cards boast a smooth surface that feels as satisfying to touch as it is to use. Our cards feature a genius multi-reasons notice system – the perfect blend of efficiency and effectiveness. Tick the applicable reason, from inconsiderate parking to outright idiocy, and let the card speak for you. Quantity: 100 cards Material: Premium quality 14PT thick cardstock Size: 3.5" x 2" inches with rounded corners

 Features:
    • VALUE PACK of 100 - Get our You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards, featuring a smooth surface and crafted from 14PT thick cardstock paper for durability.
    • EASY USAGE - Sized at 3.5”x 2” inches (Standard Business Card Size), these cards provide a simple and effective way to convey a message to drivers who need a parking reminder. Share with family and friends, spreading the humor or using them as a novelty gag gift.
    • MULTI-REASON WARNING - The back of each card lists multiple reasons for the parking violation, allowing you to quickly check the applicable one for efficient communication with the violator and better control of the parking area.
    • IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE - Leave these attention-grabbing cards on windshields or driver's door windows to send a clear message to those who park without permission. The writable area at the back allows you to personalize your comments for a stronger impact.
    • CONVENIENT AND SATISFYING - These bad parking notes save time and effort in addressing wrong parking. Simply check the appropriate reason, place it on the driver's car, and communicate your message in a direct yet reasonable manner. We are confident you'll love our Bad Parking Cards - pure satisfaction guaranteed

Isin:
IHD0BHJALQHR

You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards 100 Pack Durable 3.5 x 2 Inch Cards
Description:


It's time to express your sentiments with flair and finesse. Transform the mundane act of handing out parking warnings into an art form. Our value pack of 100 cards is your arsenal against the parking-challenged, adding a touch of sophistication to your quest for orderly parking. Crafted with care from 14PT thick cardstock, these cards boast a smooth surface that feels as satisfying to touch as it is to use. Our cards feature a genius multi-reasons notice system – the perfect blend of efficiency and effectiveness. Tick the applicable reason, from inconsiderate parking to outright idiocy, and let the card speak for you. Quantity: 100 cards Material: Premium quality 14PT thick cardstock Size: 3.5" x 2" inches with rounded corners

 Features:
    • VALUE PACK of 100 - Get our You Absolutely Suck At Parking Cards, featuring a smooth surface and crafted from 14PT thick cardstock paper for durability.
    • EASY USAGE - Sized at 3.5”x 2” inches (Standard Business Card Size), these cards provide a simple and effective way to convey a message to drivers who need a parking reminder. Share with family and friends, spreading the humor or using them as a novelty gag gift.
    • MULTI-REASON WARNING - The back of each card lists multiple reasons for the parking violation, allowing you to quickly check the applicable one for efficient communication with the violator and better control of the parking area.
    • IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE - Leave these attention-grabbing cards on windshields or driver's door windows to send a clear message to those who park without permission. The writable area at the back allows you to personalize your comments for a stronger impact.
    • CONVENIENT AND SATISFYING - These bad parking notes save time and effort in addressing wrong parking. Simply check the appropriate reason, place it on the driver's car, and communicate your message in a direct yet reasonable manner. We are confident you'll love our Bad Parking Cards - pure satisfaction guaranteed

Item Specifics

  • Condition: New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item in its original packaging (where packaging is ...
  • MPN: 23285917
  • Brand: CDXHOME
  • Type: Greeting Card
  • Color: Red
  • Size: 3.5'' X 2''
  • Shipping: Free Express United States Shipping
  • UPC: 717023285917
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